Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021

Hank Wank

Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.

I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.

by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

by Nighto77 June 16, 2018

Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls

I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon

by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019

Immersive Wank

The act of using noise cancelling headphones to watch pornography while masturbating in order to feel more involved. This can also be levelled up by adding a VR headset.

I had a cheeky immersive wank earlier, it really felt like Cindy was moaning right in front of me; I came so much quicker!

by Cheddar Brie Jealousy December 17, 2019

Wog Wanking

Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.

Oi cunt, what'd you do last night?

Oh I was just Wog Wanking.

Mate, you need to fucking stop.

by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016