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sheila: "your mom!"
marcela: "ouch! :/"
sheila: "haha. you just got twitter pwnd!"
by yearbookgurlz January 6, 2010
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Twitter bitch

Stupid middle aged white lady who looks at Twitter politics and claims to everyone and everything is racist, sexist, or nationalist. Tells her own son he is leading down the path to white supremacy by laughing at edgy memes. Also tells people the guidelines of using the n word even tho her herself is white for example “Latino people are not allowed to say the n word” there is no such thing as the “pass.” Also believes the world is gonna literally fucking end in the near future. AKA the victim of only looking at extremist liberal media,
My mom is such a Twitter bitch she told me I was racist for laughing at an edgy meme.
by Callme917 November 11, 2019
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Twitter

A fun place to get attacked by children for saying something related to the word “black” or “gay”
Guy: “Our expedition team went to Omo Kibish, Ehtiopia and found a fossil of a homo-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
Guy: “My child Amy here is afraid of the dark-“
Twitter Account: “CANCELLED!”
by Maraapunisaurus March 8, 2021
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Twitter

Twitter is an absolute dumpster fire. From the moment you create an account to the final seconds before you delete it and free yourself from hell online, there is literally no end to the grease stains who use the site.
For one thing you have the SJWs, the migrants from Tumblr who follow their favorite porn artists and leave an absolute wreck wherever they go. They're condescending, over-analytical, and wouldn't know how to shut the fuck up if it backhanded them.
Then you have the porn artists they followed to Twitter in the first place. It takes manpower to analyze every photo or video that goes onto adult sites to make sure it's not illegal. Either Twitter has no moderation at all or it is entirely directed at shit that doesn't need moderating, because the sheer volume of NSFW work that goes unchecked is impressive and upsetting.
And then you have people who should have no platform at all on the grounds that they are extremely problematic and are just nasty people in general. Actual pedophiles are allowed a platform to the dismay of normal people who would immediately remove said platform. You've got your racists and homophobes on the site, too, as with every site that allows people to write things, but what makes Twitter stand out is its inability to give a fuck.
An average day on Twitter is the symbolic equivalent of taking a watery shit into a Boeing 757's engine, then laughing in delight as it sprays at anything and everything it can cover.
Twitter User: I love Twitter because I can find groups to hang out with, such as the MAP community and the DSMP fandom!
The average individual with a working frontal lobe: Shut the fuck up
by BooBooKeys June 27, 2021
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Dr.Twister

Dr.Twister used to document MMORPG bugs and exploits, for the purposes of holding companies accountable for their sub-par products and thus forcing them to fix their bugs and change how game companies approached customer service.
Dr.Twister was the slime-king of all MMOGs.
Dr.Twister the anti-christ of online gaming studios.

Dr.T, Twistee, Twister, Doc T, TwisTers
by noggmaan January 1, 2008
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Scandanavian Twister

The act of putting your penis in an asshole and spin around and then putting it in your patners mouh
dude i so gave karen a scandanavian twister last night
by jackof3334445696879 March 6, 2009
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F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)

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F.T.D.-Facebook Twitter Disorder.

Someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so passively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
Wow! Did you see her F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder) last night? I've never seen so many posts in an hour!

John likes to F.T.D. with her! Must be using his Macbook! :P
by Tommy Dictionary February 23, 2011
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