testicle vise grip

to simply grab one's testicles and grip or "vise" them until you come to the point of almost crushing them. usually used after a unrecoverable diss or just cause you simply have an utter discust for that person.

I gave Paul the Testicle Vise Grip after he was talking shit about my girlfriend.

by AceRockolla6969 May 27, 2005

testiclectomy

The emasculation of a male by his own cowardice...especially when the phobia is not represented even at the toddler level.

Krazy Karl received a testiclectomy when the clown suprised him making Karl soil himself.

by Phenomally December 12, 2006

testicule

Having no balls or close to none. Cowardly.

What a pussy. He didnt commit to the stunt and crushed his little testicules

by ThunderAlley October 10, 2007

testicli

Two or more men together; four or more testicles; multiple sets of testicles.

Joe has testicles, but Joe and Richard together have testicli.

by foShizzle?! December 9, 2007

Testillas

Testicles that are so hairy they are akin to those of a gorilla.

He's got a great body but damn he really needs to trim those testillas!

by Ms. Foster February 8, 2008

Testitide

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.

As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.

by Random_selection August 3, 2008

testicular bra

a device not dissimilar to a jockstrap with two cups - one for each ball. useful for runners etc.

"dude, this jockstrap chafes like a bitch! take my testicular bra, its baaare comfy!"

by plop123456789 March 27, 2009