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Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Testicule by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.
Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Testicular Singularity 

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"