testicule
testicule by ThunderAlley October 10, 2007
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Testicule
Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.
Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.
Testicule by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025
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testicule vestibule
The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.
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Testicular Singularity
When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
Teasticles
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016
Testicular Torsion
A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
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