squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.

"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"

by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024

squilop

When ever you flick your ball sack with water fingers

Me: I think I’m going to squilop today!

Friend: me too

by dodobird_ November 14, 2023

Squills

When pronouncing a word wrong it is best to double down in order to avoid public embarrassment.

Example: SFC Kosel has all the Squills needed to accomplish his mission.

by Koalafied December 10, 2023

Squints

The area(s) between the labia or shaft and the thigh.

“Daaaang, I’m all sweaty up in my squints.”

by Mr CM February 25, 2024

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024

squirt saturday

Squirt Saturday is the increased likelihood of squirting on Saturdays relative to other weekdays.

We’re going out on Squirt Saturday, it’s about to be a movie.

by xxpussy360xx March 2, 2024

Squinter

A squinter is whatever need be.

"I'm going to crawl up your squinter"

by SadgerBadger404 March 28, 2024