crawl up

slang word for lick someone's arse
i had to crawl up the principal's ass just to keep you out of trouble
by grena February 19, 2010
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crawled up your ass

Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
by lyndal June 01, 2007
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crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.
I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer. My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score. I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.
by Aijalon January 12, 2013
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A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless. First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
by DrSamba March 27, 2007
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Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal? Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick. Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
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Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!
by Waycoolrich August 08, 2007
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To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 10, 2023
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