socks-and-sandals material

A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.

Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.

by eghuro January 14, 2024

socks

Programmer activities like coding, linuxing, gay sex. Usually just coding.

Originates from programming socks.

Nouns: socks, socker, sockser
Verbs: to socks, to sock, socksing

Foo: "I'm going to start socksing."
Bar: "socks to be you dumbass"
Foo: "./discord_dox.py --user 'Bar#0000'"

by apocaloptigon January 29, 2024

Stocks

worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing

Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

Socks

A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024

I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!

by Barrattino April 17, 2024

Socks

1. A completely normal thing you wear on your feet. They're so cozy and nice.
2. Oh no... oh god no...

1. "Look at my new socks!"
2. "And here are my c*m socks."

by beeline_fox November 26, 2024

Sockstery

The loss of one sock after the action of washing and drying clothing.

I realized I lost my right x-mas sock when I was transferring the clothes from the washing machine to the dryer; I guess its a sockstery.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024

slicksticking

When two people masturbate on beds opposite of one another then ejaculating onto the bedside table.

"Hey did you notice how Garett's bedside table is weirdly glossy?"

"Yeah we were slicksticking last night"

by GeoStat April 4, 2025