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rock shoveling 

verb, having rough, gay sex with another man, other spellings include rock shovlin snd in some cases, boulder shoveling or shuvlin.
me and my friend were rock shoveling all night and now i cant feel my ass

Shoeless Bro Jackson

A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"

Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."

Shove 'n push

When one does a predetermined action completely backwards because in their mind it's faster. Can also be "because Jerry said".
Educated person: "Why didn't you do that the way I showed you?"

Chewspit covered redneck: "cause it takes too long y'all" (grabs chew bottle ::spit::) "You can't fix stupid."

Educated person: "You're an asshole!

Chewspit covered redneck: "Jerry said give it the 'ol shove 'n push"
Shove 'n push by slo boy November 25, 2011

Shoelace Express 

To walk home after a night of partying while being in a state of intoxication.
Instead of going aboard the drunk drivers shuttle, they decided to take the Shoelace express.
Shoelace Express by chipmunk 314 August 16, 2011

Shovelling 

The act of inhaling powdered narcotics in large quantities.
We were shovelling last night, do you want to go shovelling now?

snoveled 

shoveling snow into your jeans
jon snoveled himself really hard and then snoveled all over matt.
snoveled by tjmkjmr July 11, 2009