4 definitions by bloomintemp8
A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.
Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?"
Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."
Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.
"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011
A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.
"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"
"I was going to but instead I slept in."
"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"
"Yeah, brah."
"I was going to but instead I slept in."
"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"
"Yeah, brah."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011