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A legendary bro with epic batting skills who, once thought dead, has magically appeared in a cornfield behind your house. This bro will convince you to build a baseball diamond so you can play catch with your dead father.
Farmer: "What are you grinning at, you ghost?"
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
Shoeless Bro Jackson: "If you build it... HE will come, bro."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
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"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
by bloomintemp8 October 28, 2011
Get the Flab workout mug.A menthol 100 cigarette you bum off an older female smoker because your habit has left you without the desired type of tobacco after a long night of debauched revelry. Your Good Samaritan of nicotine normally resembles a stereotypically haggard-looking diner waitress, aptly named Flo.
Drinking buddy A: "Dude, do you have any more smokes?"
Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."
Drinking buddy B: "No, man, I'm all out, but I was able to bum a Flo stick off that older lady over there."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
Get the Flo stick mug.A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.
"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"
"I was going to but instead I slept in."
"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"
"Yeah, brah."
"I was going to but instead I slept in."
"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"
"Yeah, brah."
by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011
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