dented shits

When you get fucked in the ass

Aryan you have dented shits you fudge packer

by Alfie Regan January 2, 2017

medicine shits

Diarrhea or extremely runny shit caused by taking ADHD medicine and then eating food right after

Man, I had an awful case of medicine shits this morning!

by JayRutt May 14, 2017

hersey shits

Bad shits

Don’t drink hot Beer , it will give you the Hersey shits.

by 1634 October 17, 2017

accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other

I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.

by jman1212 December 20, 2018

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

Braxton shits

Like when a pregnant women had "fake" " braxton hicks" contractions near her due date. Braxton shits is the cramps you get When the turd is on its way

Mate!! Why you stopped?? We gonna miss the bus!!!

"Braxton shits mate"

*stands upright, clenching buttocks for a min*

"Done! Let's go!!"

by Le on December 13, 2019