A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.
"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".
"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
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I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!
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Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
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Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
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Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?
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Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008
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