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Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.
Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day
by Retired muppet March 20, 2025
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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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proselytute

people of questionable moral character seducing others from sidewalks and street corners for their own evangelization gratification
I can't walk down the street anymore without those overly ambitious proselytutes telling me i'm going to hell
by LazloKaiser April 21, 2025
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Process drift

The gradual, often unconscious shift in a work process, system, or organizational behavior away from its original purpose—usually due to routine, habit, or the illusion of progress. Common in corporate, bureaucratic, or tech settings where the system just keeps running… because that’s what it does.
“Why are we still sending daily update emails no one reads?”
“No clue. Classic case of process drift
by Richard A April 25, 2025
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Propeller tah-poozie

An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.
Jarx just ate at Arby's and decided to perform a propeller tah-poozie while squatting on a roomba
by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025
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