needs a little lemon

Needs a little zest, a little pizazz. Add something!
To put it bluntly: Your boring, you need a little lemon!

Sarah's act was so boring! She needs a little lemon!

by Jaja A September 12, 2008

Need a box of shoelaces

To be in need of a box of shoelaces is to feel greatly indebted to someone or something. Generally used in a non-financial manner (I.E. someone does you favors often), but financial use is applicable too. (I.E. to owe someone a lot of money)

Geez, my friend saves my ass all the time, i need to get him a box of shoelaces.

Wooh! My banker guy got my stolen money back for me! I need a box of shoelaces.

Ugh, i had to cover his shift AGAIN! He really needs a box of shoelaces...

by American Classic 1775 May 18, 2009

Needlepoint

The definitions preceding this one crack me up. "The keepers of this magic...." "Only given to those who are worthy...." Ummmm, yeah those who are worthy are those who have the asking price in cash in their hand. That's who these "keepers of the magic" sell this stuff to. Also love how the other definition given here says they wash it so it's more pure or some crazy thing... And then the part about it only being found in Crystal form- fyi, that's the form of all lsd. That is how it comes out of the lab in Crystal form. Any other way of distributing it or using it is done by mixing the crystal form with a liquid and then using that "wash" to invite it into paper, gelatin, sugar cubes, you know the drill. Anyways it's just LSD that's what needlepoint is. It's a marketing scheme that the people who sell LSD came up with to try to make you think that you are getting a superior product. It's the same thing as all of the Cannabis sales people telling you that what you're getting is "purps" or "cookies" or "sour D" or whatever flavor strain is being hyped at the moment. Needlepoint: it is hype that is used to sell LSD

Hey man just tell them it's needlepoint they will pay an extra $5 a hit for it.

by andreaamericangirl October 21, 2022

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

NEEDY

A mother fucker that always NEEDS SOMETHING

Like.... You see them comming & you say "shit dude.... Act like you don't see'em JUST ACT LIKE YOU DON'T SEE'EM.... Keep walkin"

(There's a chick version also, but ill describe the dude version)

(Suburbia version)

"Hey ummm bro,hate to be needy but can you give me a ride to the store? & OHHH yeah..... I need $4.25 for cigarettes when we get there!! .... Shit, I forgot to mention, DUDE Can I crash on your couch for a few days?....c'mon bro yer mom loves me :-)"

(Hood version)

"AYE CUZZZZZ damn you smokin real good play boi, can I hit that one time, C'MON man don't treat me like a needy niggha you remember that time I let you smoke with me, like in the 6th grade!! & be-foe I go axe yo mama can use tha bathroom & damn brhaa I need a roll of toilet paper, ohhhh can I use yo clippers too? Needs to tighten my shit up in tha back.... Hey Mann where da KOOL-aid at

by PawnShopMike*ATL*ask somebody July 26, 2013

needle

A piece of poop that is too small to spread the anus and come out, so it stays inside, hardens, and proceeds to poke the inside of one's anus (like a needle) until a larger log comes along to clear the tract.

I've had a needle poking me all night, but I couldn't get it out when I tried to shit.

by Anita Kakenmee October 23, 2008

he need some milk

a fun thing to shout when somebody gets hurt

namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK

by I may or may not be a potato.. January 8, 2018