myspace material

when u take a picture or a video of something cool you say thats myspace material

"Dude that video was sick! Definately myspace material!"

by raofrm720 May 25, 2009

myspace cadet

anyone who is so obsessed with myspace that it becomes their world.

the 14 year old on youtube that assaulted his brother at the threat of unplugging his myspace is a myspace cadet.

by bulviecuntpuncher March 21, 2009

Myspaceberg

A cropped photo depicting a person (normally a fugly woman) where only 10% of their entire mass is visible in the photo.

That girl might look hot there, but she's probably a fatty. Just look at the myspaceberg pic with all that cropping.

by SSHWEET June 2, 2010

MySpace Ruins

The long forgotten and out-of-date profiles of the masses who left MySpace for the stable and promising Facebook.

MySpace Ruins often include less than flattering pictures from high school, a list of "top" friends who you don't even talk to anymore, music playing that you don't listen to anymore, and glitter-filled backgrounds.

Becky wanted to recall the memories of her emo phase, so she logged on to see her MySpace Ruins.

by TC150 June 19, 2010

Myspace Rage

The undeniable rage created by the new myspace and its incredibly epic fails at existance.

Dude, myspace deleted ALL my old messages by the time I went back to re-read them. I so have myspace rage!

Myspace deleted my saved messages?!?!?!?! MYSPACE RAGE!!!!!!!!

by RayneChaotic April 13, 2011

myspace curves

When a person, usually a female, takes a profile picture for their social networking site profile picture where you can't tell what they exactly look like.

The term became popular when MySpace was and a video went viral about the risks of MySpace. In one of the pictures on the video, a woman who looked like Big Foot took pictures to make her look good.

Man One: "I think she fine!"
Man Two: "Fool, she got the myspace curves! She probably fat as fuck!"

by theredwillow April 21, 2011

Myspacean

Adjective describing an act or object typical of the Myspace era. Particularly relevant to camera angles and garish (though post-Geocities) website design.

"The animated sparkling gem design on your blog is downright myspacean. Also, blinding."

"That would require a camera angle of myspacean proportion."

by whitedevilbrewing May 2, 2012