Half man, half aunt, was given an extra male chromosome or two at birth and has a mustache and/or massive sideburns as a result. Does not have to refer to an aunt, but it almost always refers to a family member.
"What does uncle Joe's new wife look like?"
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."
"You haven't seen her? She's got a huge mustache. A total maunt, but don't tell him I said that."
by Jack324 October 29, 2005
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Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.
Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.
Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.
Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.
by FergiFerg020608 February 16, 2009
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Get the hannah montana mug.1.A place where everyone is asian, and wears Abercrombie. There is a small group of emo kids mixed in there. Other then that, nada. Or whatever the Chinese word for nothing is. There are about three fat people, and everyone else weighs all of six pounds.
None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.
2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.
3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.
4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?
5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
None of the guys there have ever heard of zit cream, I swear.
2. A high school where everyone has a GPA of 5.0. If one of them gets anything less than an A, they'll slit their wrists. Seriously, It's happened.
3. Land of the Miniskirts. There is no dress code. You could come to school wearing nothing but stickers on your nipples and not get in trouble.
4. Home of the Matadors. Yes, we are the bull killers who get killed by bulls, and dress up in sparkly clothing. Why couldn't we be something less embarassing, like the Monta Vista.. Moose?
5. Everyone there is either over six feet or under five. Makes being five'seven" hard.
1. "Hey, dude, check out that girl in the Abercrombie shirt!" "Which one?"
2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.
3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.
4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal
5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
2. Kamar got a 99 on his test, so the janitor had to clean up his blood from the bathroom floor.
3. You could go to school naked and you wouldn't get in trouble.
4. Why are we the Matadors? Bull fights are illegal
5. When you can't tell a senior from a freshman, you know you're at Monta Vista High School.
by blu_iz_mi_color September 16, 2008
Get the monta vista mug.Similar to metrosexual but one who lives in the mountains or otherwise pursues the outdoors adventure lifestyle. Kind of a cleaned-up granola, a Woodsy GQ kinda guy with a splash of bohemian. Knows that he doesn't have to look or smell like a dirtbag to enjoy climbing, hiking, cycling, skiing (all forms), snowshoeing, etc. Probably reads Men's Journal, Outside, Outside's Go, National Geographic Adventure, even Wallpaper* and Dwell. Brands: Patagonia, Keen, Kuhl, The North Face, Mountain Hardwear, Marmot, Mountain Khakis. Strong environmental ethic. Drives a well-maintained truck, performance SUV, or cross-over when absolutely necessary but walks or rides a bicycle whenever possible. Works out gym but primarily to be in shape for outdoor pursuits. Shuns chain stores and shops in outdoor specialty stores such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
"For such an outdoorsy guy, that dude sure has great style."
"Yeah, he's a veritable MountainSexual!"
"Yeah, he's a veritable MountainSexual!"
by da Chetster January 24, 2009
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An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
by jesster79 February 18, 2006
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