Megan

Shes a bitch. Shes so fat. Shes insest

Ugh that megan is a fat brother fucker

by Thhhxdfujbffyyhgf August 3, 2019

Megan

Like a Karen but not as smart and only cares about herself and meganizim is her religion

Quit being a megan

by Busty packelford September 10, 2020

A Megan Bee

a person who is obsessed with tumblr & is a very kewl person, but dede does not approve.

dude #1: hay look at that kewl girl on tumblr
dude #2: yeah, but dede does not approve, so she must be a megan bee

by Another tumblr user January 20, 2012

Pulling a Megan

When a person drinks too much alcohol too fast and soon after spends the rest of his/her night vomiting all over the sidewalk as well as hugging the porcelain goddess at home!

Alyssa got so drunk lastnight, she was definitely pulling a Megan!

by Alky Holik April 30, 2010

Megan

Megan a quiet dorky person tall with long brown beautiful hair.
You don’t want to get on her bad side it will never turn out well.
She says she has no soul.
She has 3 little sister 1 par of twins and 1 normal little sister,
Being a middle school girl is hard really hard, coming from her bff. Hard working,dork loving, unique girl.

#1 Oh, Megan is looking dark today
#2 Maybe Natalie wants to swimming with Megan and us I’ll go ask

by Foxwell8 June 30, 2018

Megan

She is a fat ballsak who preys on less fortunate males. And has a piercing on one of her nostrils.

Look at Megan flirting with that grunter

by Mufassa 69 February 22, 2019

Megan

A very gorgeous, funny, smart, sarcastic, athletic, kind, but sassy girl. The kind of girl that just takes your breath away the second you make eye contact with her. you get lost in her eyes just by staring at her. She is someone you'll fall in love with and will never be able to fall out of love. She is the girl you imagine the rest of your life with. She usually has long brown hair, and eyes as blue as the ocean and is tall. She is very honest and trustworthy, she will do anything for friends and family. She is popular. guys want her but can't get her...she has her eyes set on one guy she can't have. But will wait as long as it takes. No guy can ever express his feelings towards her in the fear of being rejected or in the fear of losing her. She is skinny but is also hella thick. She is very loyal and respectful. She loves everyone she meets. She is your perfect fairy tale dream girl, she will go on adventures with you. Country music is an all time favorite. If you tell her you love her and she doesn't respond, don't worry she loves you too she just doesn't think saying it back will show just how much she really loves and cares for you. Take her, cherish her, be her one and only, shes the one for you. you just need to realize it.She is an incredible kisser and is outstanding when being intimate. If you ever meet a megan never let her go. She will never leave unless you want her to. She pairs well with someone that starts with : c.

Boy 1 that starts with L : Yo is that megan!! she's like my dream girl.

Boy 2 that starts with C: Yeah she is..to bad you cant have her..she's mine!

by godateheryaasss69 May 9, 2020