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Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011
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Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
by feelingbored47 June 11, 2011
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Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.
Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".
by Noodlez4dayz December 12, 2011
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Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.
"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."
by coining buttress October 18, 2011
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Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.
Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.
by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012
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Limpin'

The awkward gait of a man concealing a state of arousal. Much like the word hobblin
"Blud all the peng in da club last night had me limpin'"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"
by gregtastic March 2, 2012
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Limpdick Hat

The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."
by PomegranateKatie March 2, 2012
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