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the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.
Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.
by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009
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R. Kelly

A mediocre singer/rapper who will be forever known as a child molester.
R. Kelly should not be allowed within 500 feet from any children.
by AYB June 11, 2003
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Kellyanne

An exotic name for an exotic woman. Kellyannes are always extremely smart and hilarious. Their beauty is unique, but true and unbelievable just like their name. They are exceptional at poetry, writing, singing, and acting. They can be sexy, cute, or just plain beautiful, depending on their mood. You will never meet anyone as amazing as one named Kellyanne. They tend to either be really silly or really serious. Their mind can have thoughts so deep, no other person's mind can handle it. Yet, Kellyannes still manage to be extremely fun people.
Michelle: My best friend is SO amazing
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?
by Kellyannesbestfwend June 24, 2011
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pulling a kelly

generally said to someone when they do something really stupid like turn a corner doing 40 swerve to miss a car and in turn hit a tree which ends up hitting a house. (to be noted she did not get hurt which is why its funny)
1: yo u hear joey backed into a parked car?
2: no i didn't. ended up pulling a kelly eh?
by cheezhead October 6, 2008
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Machine Gun Kelly

1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive
by Eggs djdkebbshshe e February 28, 2022
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dusty kelly

Act of hitting a guido in the face with a wii-mote
guido: "shut up"
me: "dusty kelly" (smack)
by stubby 77 April 26, 2010
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trinity keller

a famous instagram sex therapist, who is married to momo. trinity often spends her days collecting rocks and fucking bitches gettin money.
by urmomsgay April 23, 2019
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