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French Horn 

The act of performing oral sex on a man while inserting your fist into his anus.
That dirty whore gave me a french horn for $15.
French Horn by Pilot K May 20, 2014

Horndog (adj.) 

adj. An adjective used to describe someone who is feeling horny, and/or like a "horndog".
Him: Hey strumpet, would you like some intercourse?
Her: Oh my god, you make me sooo horndog (adj.)!...
Horndog (adj.) by Devil Hater February 23, 2010

horn tickle 

A HORN TICKLE is when you knee Someone In the ass and there's a feather taped your knee
I horn tickled you so hard.
horn tickle by Sam da cracker June 22, 2016

sloppy bavarian french horn 

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

get on the horn 

It's getting the horn on , ie, an erection. Certainly I heard and used this phrase in the around 1960 - common UK working class phrase.
"I've got the horn." "She gives me the horn." "She gives me a horn on." (horn-on?)
get on the horn by Charlie June 11, 2004
(n) A first year lifeguard at one of New York city's beaches
(v) When a senior guard makes a guard of fewer year sit his time. Also known as "Rotting"
What do you want for lunch Horn ?

He's such a Horn , look at him wearing orange to work!

Yo Horn , go get the jetty wrench and the buoy pump and grab the shoreline while you're at it.
Horn by Cliff O'leary January 17, 2009