glump

getting a blowjob while sitting on the commode, and defecating.

that dumpster slut sure likes to blow me while i'm on the shitter.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

grumper

Hilarious synonym for anus.

I stuck it in her grumper.

by grumperthumper April 25, 2008

grumpasaurus

A dinosaur that is exceptionally grumpy, this term can be used to describe a woman when she is grumpy especially if she also looks like a dinosaur

guy#1- omg susie was in such a mood today.
guy#2- yeh and she is so fucking ugly
guy#1- what a grumpasaurus

by gapppo June 10, 2010

grampsing

verb: to act like a Grampa

"That guy was driving 30 in a 50. He was totally grampsing it."

by Nick Sorensen January 2, 2009

Grum

Shitty, particularly when talking about weather. Can also be used to talk about circumstances.

This weather is grum as fuck. This is a grum ass time.

by Tha Rambis November 15, 2012

Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

Gramps

To bum an item or service by harassment, without intention of returning the favor.

"Hey, can I gramps a cigarette...please?"

by tacobellgrindage January 17, 2008