Fleedledwarf

A race of very tall midgets.

Guy 1: What are you?
Guy 2: I am a Fleedledwarf, a race of very tall midgets.

by PwnyBoy May 1, 2016

Fleshy mohawk

The act of whipping out your penis and placing it on top of an unsuspecting persons head.

"Hey is Dave tying his shoes over there?"
"Yeah, quick give him a fleshy Mohawk!"

by Hobbes the tiger August 17, 2016

flejac

A spontaneous, involuntary ejaculation from a flaccid penis as a result of a state of extreme jubilation

Daniel was so excited when he heard that he had passed his exams that he couldn't help but flejac in his corduroys.

by DNEAEHLBR November 25, 2016

flesh volcano

After anal sex, a large penis and or object is pulled out of an asshole causing ones butthole to turn inside out and spewing poop everywhere like an angry volcano.

Damn man, my couch is ruined after I pulled my Wiener and car keys out of her butthole and that FLESH VOLCANO erupted.

by LpCarrDsch February 15, 2017

fleerp

A replacement for every curse word.

What the fleerp are you doing?!

You are such a fleerping fleerp!

by Autumn;) June 9, 2017

flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.

"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"

by K41n3n October 24, 2017

fleurids

fleurids is a word used by people that cant pronounce fluids properly.

make sure mom has lots of fleurids so she doesn't get dehydrated.

by fleurids January 28, 2018