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Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
Fake Warrior by Wharfg October 16, 2013
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Fake WiFi Syndrome 

Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.
John: Yay, free WiFi!
Steve: Don't select that connection, it has the Fake WiFi Syndrome!
Fake WiFi Syndrome by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013
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fake channel 

a channel that shows movies with commercials
per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel
fake channel by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

fake buddhist 

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.
I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

fake john sweeney 

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs
Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

fake natty 

A person who claims he is natural/natty
but secretly takes steroids or other illegal drugs that enhance looks muscle mass, fat%, dryness, etc

{natty=he/she takes no steroids,ghg or any illegal drugs that enhance athletic performance or look}
{PDE drugs=performance enhancing drugs e.g. steroids}
"this instagram model claims to be a lifetime natural, but everybody knows he's a fake natty"
"look at him, he's such a fake natty he's biceps are bigger than my head!!!"
fake natty by nattybabygains August 11, 2017

Fake News Syndicate 

Put simply, a Fake News Syndicate is made up of people who love to create, spread, and maintain Fake News - but only when it suits them. Additionally, most if not all of these people are Screenshot Warrior Trolls.
"The Fake News Syndicate is officially out of control. They will do or say just about anything in order to get attention - never been a time like this!"
Fake News Syndicate by Masterspy November 8, 2017