dance

A form of movement based on confidence. Many people believe they are too 'white' to dance, but that is not the case. As long as a guy can look like he knows what he is doing, girls will accept his supposed 'talent' and that he can dance.

(guys talking)
Guy 1:Hey, you look like a fool on the dance floor.
Guy 2:I know. I can't dance, but they don't know that.
(girls talking)
Girl 1:Hey, did you see Guy 2?
Girl 2:Yeah, he's such a good dancer!
Girl 3:I wish he would dance with me.

by Samband April 30, 2006

penis dance

the art of getting an erection

im getting so horny i that im having a penis dance

by tim February 21, 2005

Anal Rain Dance

A sex act entailing urinating into your partners gaped anus, then once the partners anus has closed back up they proceed to stand over you and twerk while they force the urine out of their anus.

"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."

by Metallijosh November 11, 2014

Dance

something that you need to know how to do if you want any hope of getting laid.

If you want ever want to get laid, learn how to dance.

by asdfsa October 19, 2006

Sadie Hawkins Dance

Considered hell for most girls. Why on earth would they just want to walk up to some random guy and ask them to a dance?

A dance where it is totally acceptable for a group of girls to go together, but not a group of guys.

A freaking awesome song by Relient K.

"Hey Bob? Wanna go to Sadies with me?"

"Uh...No."

"Damn, Sadie Hawkins Dance is TORTURE!!!"

by C.C. LaRue June 25, 2008

Dancal

A snobby, irritating, uneducated, smelly, ignorant male. A real pity of a man, one who always tries to put himself on top. He isn't fun, thoughtful or respectful. He always forgets a birthday, anniversary or holiday. He isn't educated, hard working- or ambitious! He may be rude to other humans, but he loves family, and animals that aren't usually deemed house pets such as goats or alpacas.

Dancal is so annoying, jeez!

That guy is a real Dancal.

by sevy_boi April 7, 2018

Dum Dum Dance

An advanced technique used by the most experienced of gentleman's club dancers. The procedure requires the dancer to pull a Dum Dum lolly pop from her attire, place it in her mouth, dance around for a bit, then by inserting it into her Koochie, dances around some more, then pulls it out and lodges it into her backdoor. The true talent is revealed when she makes the dum dum "dance" as she flexes her buttocks. After the Dum Dum Dance it is usually complementary to receive the lolly pop from the Dancer.

Damn, I just had the best Lapdance of my life! I told that Bitch to make that Dum Dum Dance!

by jadendz September 27, 2006