crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!
She got crusty nails they funky
by Funkyfunk August 15, 2021
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Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.
Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it
by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023
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Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.
“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”
by Zero_G93 July 09, 2023
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crusty towel

aarons towel that he uses
DAILY (Cleanup), Cheesy like brie
aaron finished up on his crusty towel
by Ethan Bloxham December 07, 2021
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
by BattyMassive September 17, 2019
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Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv
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crusty rat

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢
by Katiēlʻʻ March 16, 2017
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