Crusty

Dry. Or not wet.

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.

by officialdannyp January 2, 2015

Crusty

Someone who has very dry, pasty lips.

"Damn nigga, you done got some crusty ass lips! You crusty ass, dry mothafuckin bitch!"

by 4(/ December 2, 2013

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

Crusty

Slutty, and skanky. A little bit trashy and not even classy. Gets around and is sort of a hoe.

"Did you hear about Sav? she's soooo crusty!" "Sydney looking crusttyyy"

by kcKCkc February 26, 2015

Crusty

Gross

Bitch your makeup looks crusty

by Goats for life March 28, 2015

crusty pipe

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015