Commuterbation 

Masturbating discretely while on public transportation. Often done via pockets in trousers. More daringly, while sitting down, some individuals will even unzip their fly and insert hand into area with the concealment of a bag on lap.

I was on the subway last night and this smoking hot chick sat in front of me. I put my hands in pocket and immediately commenced vigorous commuterbation.

Commuterbation by Royds-McLloyds March 15, 2011

Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

School Computers 

Giant overheating portals of fuckery, that you would think only exist in The Twilight Zone, that are kept hidden somewhere, within the swoltering hot magma chambers found somewhere in Mia Khalifa's asshole.

The entire school was evacuated when several of the School Computers spontaniously combusted.

School Computers by EnlightenedGenesis September 6, 2016

Computers 

The answer to every single question.

Billy: How do they make cheese?
Bob: Computers.

Computers by LizzanceRopierre February 21, 2005

Computerized Conflict 

A cool FNF mod based in animator vs animation also called as VS TCO (not animation vs fnf)

Juan, idk what is Computerized Conflict, Computerized Conflict m balls.

Computerized Conflict by viaxesports February 2, 2022

computurd 

That one type of crappy computer that is found in every school, business, and old folks' home. It's covered in dust and grime, the CD drive doesn't work, and its running Windows 95 and AOL 4.0. When people say "fix my computer", they're talking about their computurd. Its not even worth looking at.

That college's computer lab stinks. All they've got is computurds that can't even run Solitaire!

computurd by Rossmo December 7, 2004