sucky sucky and shaggy in bed

The most BAITEST way of saying wanna have sex

dude 1: at the dinner table my gf said sucky sucky and shaggy in bed and my parents heard

Guy 2:what did they do then

Guy 1: they taught me how to use a condom

by bumrapist6000 July 8, 2019

i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold

Not being content with what one has, searching for more.

Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.

by Darkturd November 21, 2017

Go To Bed

shut up. go home. get out. go away.
a remark used after a stupid statment.

Example 1.
*in class*
person 1: hey check my new belt out.
person 2: go to bedddd.

Example 2. henry

by Walish Brooks January 14, 2008

Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019

in bed

Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.

"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.

by Benho July 6, 2004

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

by kimmy ann July 4, 2006