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clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)
"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "
by Tomstrong December 9, 2015
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Ali-breathing

The act of hyperventilating quickly and violently into a microphone during stressful situations, making the breather's friends uncomfortable as well as becoming light-headed and/or passing out. For entertainment purposes, of course.
An ali-breathing competition ensued, resulting in two victims hospitalized and one sassy bystander exclaiming "I warned ya!"
by SamanthaJenkins February 28, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
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Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.
Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.
by D_2E March 6, 2018
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Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.
I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.
by StoneyC August 20, 2018
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