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LALAland is a place of timelessness. The impermanent is forever and originals are cast down. Nothing lasts because no one is satisfied and appetite is both king and queen.
Ego. Ego. Ego.
A wasteland of ego and hot air.
"As soon as Los Angeles is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
by Sreud Ian Phlip August 21, 2006
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jizz angel

definition one: some random girl that you find yourself fucking one night n when u come she demands u shot it all over her face and chest and makes u watch her sparkle like an angel

definition two: a mistake that happens when u shoot ur jizz into the jizz angel in definition number one.. usually ends up being a cute baby unless ur jizz is fucked

definition three: when you shoot your load in the snow n tell someone to go make a snow angel in your dick juice pile
ex #1: damn that jizz angel i had last night was a FREAK

ex #2: i came in that freak last night shes gonna have my little jizz angel! i hope it dosent look like dave mustaine

ex #3: haha, i shot my load today n ur wife layed right in it..SWEET!
by psycho cookie monster September 27, 2009
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angel balls

(1) when a female, particularly a woman of the night, blows on a male's testicles for sexual gratification.

(2) when a dog positions itself in a ball on the couch with an innocent look
"Dude, I didn't have enough cash for a blow-job last night from that stripper, but she gave me angel balls on the house."

"I'd punish the dog right now, but he looks like angel balls on the couch."
by Joe Bobby12 January 7, 2010
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angel wings

during sex when the bottom scratches the tops back from shoulder blades to the end of their back. this can resemble a pair of angel wings.
last night this girl gave me a nice pair of angel wings.
by orb bpm May 11, 2018
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los angeles

a place where, even though it may be filled with whores, gangs, smog, and the most superficial fucks in all the world, i and about a trillion other pathetic bastards want to live. unlike me, most want to be famous. a place where a lot of the dreamers in the world come, and a place where, unfortunately, many dreams whither and die anyway. maybe it's ugly, hot, and charmless, but despite this i have hope that it has it's finer points... the parts of it past the gunspray, money, and snobbery. right? right? ugh.
i want to live in l.a., but i'll probably grow old and barren in my parents' house instead! hooray!
by suninnovember December 16, 2004
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Angel

The most nerd kid ever and hes is the teachers little pet
Angel means a annoying nerd whos is a teacher pet and he thinks he knows everything.
by BootyConsumer$ November 8, 2018
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Angel

A witch that will bully you in school 🙄
Mia: hey angel

Angel: shut up stupid
by Pandalove November 27, 2018
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