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Angel Zones 

A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.
"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"
Angel Zones by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017
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Angel Dust 

A 8 foot tall spider demon who is a gay pornstar, stripper and sex worker who fucks for a living that resides in hell.

He is created by Vivziepop, an online animator who graduated from SVA.

He belongs to the wed series Hazbin Hotel.
Alastor: "So what can you do my effeminate fellow?"
Angel Dust: "I can suck your dick"
Alastor: "Ha!"
Alastor: "no"
Angel Dust by AngelDustBabe September 13, 2021

Angel Of Death

1) The title of Josef Mengele, a Nazi doctor responsible for performing the most gruesome and brutal medical experiments in recorded history. Orchestrated numerous grotesque debaucheries to prisoners transported to the Auschwitz concentration camp, selecting them for either labour or extermination, acts of which earned him the title of "Angel of Death".

2) A Slayer song inspired by Josef Mengele's treatment of prisoners during WW2, which happens to be their most famous and well-known song (which says the least of how awesome this fucking song is; if you ever get sick of it, don't let a Slayer fan hear of it, for your own safety). Unfortunately, this song's also used as a crutch by posers claiming to be genuine Slayer fans; when asked about their favourite song, chances are a poser is going to answer "Angel of Death!" A true Slayer fan would follow up by mentioning several other favourites of Slayer's countless awesome works (in this author's opinion, there's only one or two Slayer songs he *doesn't* like; everything else is a brutal masterpiece of Slayer's nearly unmatchable skill).

Angel of Death might be one fuckin' awesome song, but it's by no means the only masterpiece of thrash metal that Slayer have recorded. Songs like "Skeletons of Society", "Crionics", "Tormentor", "Blood Red", "Dead Skin Mask", "Dittohead", "Catalyst", "Death's Head" and "Eyes of the Insane" are just a handful of several kickarse songs that've blown one's ears off as a reminder that metal can never die.
1) Josef Mengele was a sick, twisted cunt who ripped the muscles from prisoner's legs and forced them to walk, set fire to victims and did all sorts of other sickening shit.

2) "Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way that I want you to die. Slow death, immense decay, showers that cleanse you of your life"... etc, seriously, if you're a Slayer fan and don't know the lyrics to "Angel of Death", you're an anomaly. ;-)
Angel Of Death by Alhadis September 21, 2008

Angel Cake 

When you jizz on some ones eyes when they are asleep. The cum hardens and crusts over, therefore acting as a cement for the eyelids. The victim wakes up, but can't open their eyes.
"I gave Jay the best angel cake last night. He flipped out when he couldn't open his eyes."
Angel Cake by Big N 44 March 31, 2008

Angel Jab 

A british term for the jabbing of a person's stomach. The hand goes through the stomach and out the other end.
John threatened to ANGEL JAB me but Alec said that he would ANGEL JAB him 1st.

Angel Penmen 

A stuck up immigrant mexican malaria infested jizz eating fucking racist-to-asian pineapple.
1.Ew its Angel Penmen.
2.OMG run she's got malaria.

3.Angel Penmen, FUUUCK.
4.FUCKKK get your umbrella she's gonna shit everywhere.
Angel Penmen by angelisamexikunt October 18, 2010