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angel topper

Deeply closeted man.

Referring to a man so deeply closeted he sits between the bag that says Goodwill and your grandma’s old Christmas decor.
Yeah he says he’s straight but I think he’s an angel topper.
by grillboss26 April 26, 2023
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Hot Topsy

Hot Topsy (noun): a tantalising yet disappointing garnish or finger food, typically consisting of a small amount of cheese or other topping on a cracker or piece of bread. While Hot Topsy may appear enticing and flavorful, it often fails to live up to expectations, leaving the consumer feeling unsatisfied and let down. The term is derived from the idea of a topsy-turvy experience, in which something seems exciting or promising at first, but ultimately turns out to be lacklustre.
"I was so excited for the charcuterie board, but all we got were these Hot Topsy crackers with a tiny bit of cheese on them."
by aus_sprinkles May 7, 2023
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Shirt Topper

Did you hear about that bitch Madolyn? She’s such a shirt topper🙄”
by Jwilly38 May 25, 2023
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Subject topper

Topper in that particular subject. The student who scored the most in that subject compared to all other kids
Shaurya was the English subject topper in her school
by Smolkitty June 23, 2023
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Sloppy toppy

A sloppy top of the inning. A good game to watch and learn how to give sloppy toppy.
The redsox had a sloppy toppy in Chicago.
by Fanofthedp July 15, 2023
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Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.
‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral
by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024
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Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
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