Timid Syndrome

Timid Syndrome is a type of syndrome which makes you timid or sound unworthy of something around your friends or your crush. This syndrome is usually curable by making yourself sound more confident and putting yourself out there more. Though the cure is uncertain, it may work.

Me: Man, Dave's dunks look good, I'm going to ask them where he got them.
Dave: Hey.
Me: Uh, ʰᶦ, ᵘʰ, ᴰᵃᵛᵉ, ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ, ᵘʰ, ᵈᵘⁿᵏˢ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘʸ, ˣˀˀ
Dave: Huh, oh these, yeah I got them on X..why do you talk like you have Timid Syndrome?
Me: 0_O

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Timeslap

A timeslap is a kind of shock that you get when you realize that an event you thought was more recent was in fact a number of years ago. Time has passed so quickly you get a timeslap.

Remember when we went to Japan? That was five years ago.
No way, it couldn't be that long ago. What a Timeslap!

by wordchix March 17, 2024

Timid flour lotus

The process of making and eating a cake inside of a vagina
Step 1- dump flour in the vaginal canal

Step 2- put 2 eggs in vaginal canal
Step 3 - mix by inserting dick and thrusting

Step 4- put blow dryer into vagina and cook the eggs and flour with it

Step 5- procide with eating it out of her vagina

Let’s make a timid flour lotus tonight wanda

by Frodo dojo April 22, 2024

Tiliscorastionorapachoralisectoronostiromadarodiffemetronopsiriconiitis

A sensation that makes one nervous and confused for something they consider important.

Holly's tiliscorastionorapachoralisectoronostiromadarodiffemetronopsiriconiitis is getting eminently severe.

by TUR YUI FDOM May 24, 2024

Tifish

/tifɪʃ/

Roots:

adj. to show symptoms of illness

Stems from the Latin word "tif," meaning fever

Synonyms: feverish, fever, ill

“Do you want to sit down? You look tifish.”
“I’m a bit tifish, I have a headache and can’t stay awake.”

by Lost Detached Soul November 27, 2024

timesponge

Someone who spends a lot of their time on calls that are achieving nothing.

Phil spends 2 hours every day on Teams calls. He's a total fucking Timesponge. Talking about nothing,

by Hugher Janus November 28, 2024

Timesed

Past tense for a word that little kids or idiots would use instead of “multiplied.”

Teacher: What did you do to 2 to get 6?
Student 1: I timesed it by 3.
Student 2: ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! IT’S “MULTIPLIED” NOT TIMESED YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

by Asdaddadds December 13, 2024