Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003

Tennessee

A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.

Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!

by Ralph March 19, 2005

Tennessee Mudslide

Putting saran wrap over ones face and then having someone take a diarrhea on your face.

My girl was sick so I said let's get out the saran wrap and have ourselves a Tennessee mudslide?

by Hiker4twenty May 18, 2010

Tennessee Table Tennis

When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.

Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?

Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.

Friend: Oh, that makes sense.

by TubieBoobie March 4, 2011

N64 tennis

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"

Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Brazilian Tennis

A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.

We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!

by ibrah May 7, 2009

tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina

Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!

by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008