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tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'
I gave him a tea job last night
by Heypolly April 13, 2015
mugGet the tea jobmug.

boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat
You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol
by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016
mugGet the boiling the teamug.

Nuclear Tea

Tea that is made by placing a teabag in a cup of cold water, then nuking (microwaving) it till it's hot.
Oh shit, the kettle's broken! Guess it's nuclear tea for me till I get a new one...
by Nuketea October 6, 2011
mugGet the Nuclear Teamug.

Tea on the rocks.

When one inserts their testicles into an unsuspecting guest's drink before serving it to them.

To "Tea Bag" a drink.
When Jeff saw his ex at a bar he gave her a Tea on the Rocks.
by SI_Ex_Pat January 15, 2010
mugGet the Tea on the rocks.mug.

Tea Finder

Tea Finder means when you or someone else finds tea and shares the gossip/information with your friends.
Kristina: We are officially Tea Finders
McKenna: I LOVE THAT SM
by big fat orange cat June 11, 2018
mugGet the Tea Findermug.

tea and honey

Tea and honey is another way of saying let's have sex covered in honey
Hey want some tea and honey
by Wassup mandle August 5, 2017
mugGet the tea and honeymug.

Italian Tea

A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs
by JayDee3d October 16, 2019
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