Used Spoon

refers to a person who has been passed around so much that they have lost their appeal and no one wants them.

Origin: from the bucket of used spoons at any gelato store.

"I would go out with her but I heard she's a used spoon."

by It's Isaac Bitch! March 28, 2010

cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

Spoopy

Something that's spooky but funny at the same time

Is that a ghost riding a bike,that's Spoopy

by ho1yc0w October 29, 2017

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

spoonable

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

by John Williams December 28, 2004

spool

the action of surprising a peer by placing one, or multiple fingers in the anal passage of the victim by force. Most comonly undertaken whilst the victim is wearing pants so that anal fluid is not emmited onto the assasins finger/s.

"dude hold my drink whilst i spool banksy"
"brendy spooled me so good the other day, he went all the way to his knuckle!"
"fuck me! i get spooled so often that they will hafta start using a fist to spool me!!!"

by Geoff Blundstone July 24, 2006