When you spend 15 minutes explaining to a waitress what a motorcade is, and she has a blank look on her face and asks you if that's one of those jailbox things.

Wow, that waitress is jailbox smart!

Jailbox Smart by Mr. Sonoma July 27, 2007

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sm3rts

combination of smartness and 1337ness

Kid, you've got some sm3rts

sm3rts by Twelver August 25, 2004

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smartassedness

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.

The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.

smartassedness by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

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Smart-Ass

Don't be this. Or do be this. I don't care. It's not like there's a rule against it.

Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"

Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."

Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"

Iam "...Sorry..."

Hym "............."

Iam "I mean.... We said the..."

Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"

Iam "..........."

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"

Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."

Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"

Smart-Ass by Hym Iam April 15, 2022

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