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Satan's Layby

A town, village, or area where old people gather to live, and presumably die. Hence, Satan puts them on Layby because he can not afford to keep them in Hell as of yet.
The town of Toowoomba, Queensland, Australia is Satan's Layby.
by Fostorb July 27, 2007
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Satan's Salad

Waiter-your dinner comes with a choice of soup or salad

Stoner-Ya, ill have a Satan's Salad
by Chronic the Hedgehog92 March 28, 2009
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satanic atheist

a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.
a person who believes everything in the bible is a philosophy
Joaquin De Leon is a satanic atheist because he believes everything the bible is a philosophy
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Satanist

A crazy person who belives life is a game of world of warcraft.
The rules the Satanists' live by: {Rules 3/4/11}
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
by el truth January 6, 2008
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Satan

hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.
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