Perfection Science

The branch of science which searches for the most effective ways to consistently achieve perfection in different fields.

The ever-increasing technological advances and the increase in absolutely or virtually perfect products and services that are now being sold spawned Perfection Science. The first step in a perfection science project is to identify the errors which prevent a person, place, thing, or activity from achieving perfection.

by but for October 3, 2017

Love Science

Love Science studies the over 200-types of love, and the many ways individuals can love and be loved.

Individuals who practice love science are called love scientists and they have discovered that the brain processes love neurochemically and neuroelectrically and changes the body's biochemistry in ways that improve the biological, emotional, and mental states of both humans and animals.

Love is an emotion, thus fundamentally irrational, illogical, and unmathematical.

Love can transcend moral or written laws and in some instances, it does not make sense.

Humans feel love for an individual who they calculate can help them or provide them with something they need.

Said differently, individuals feel love feel love when and because they want something from the person, place, or thing they start to feel love for.

Interestingly, after a person "falls" in love, they lose some or much self-control, connect with their love object, and feel a strong need to give different things to them, thus creating a cycle which makes the love mutual and allows the two or more participants to grow.

by but for January 13, 2018

Computer science

(n.) An insanely complex bunch of imaginate stuff to insanely hardly create a model of the real stuffs with it.

Computer science are bunch of imaginitive numbers piled together to create a place to store all the knowledge in the world which does and does not exist at the same time.

by SirDrFalkSigurdMildslaff October 20, 2019

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

For the Scientific Method's sake

The expression for the scientific method's sake is science academia aesthetic equivalent for the prosaic bland religious expression "for god's sake "meaning "An oath of exasperation, annoyance, frustration, anger, or surprise." "For the scientific method's sake" is an interjection like "For god's sake" with the literal nonreligious definition of Expressing anger, surprise, assertion etc."". This is a satirical expression that generally makes fun of scientism, but occasionally is used to make fun of the superfluity of religious expressions our society uses dude.

For the scientific method's sake! Why haven't you considered these obvi obvi conspicuous confounding variables! Of course it isn't the presence of churches that's increasing the crime rate. Tis prolly the higher population density that's causing the increased crime rates.

by MoribundMurdoch July 2, 2021

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.

by anonymous May 2, 2023

scientific bullshit

A term used to describe something that's overly complex or difficult.

(trying to do homework) "I'm too tired for this scientific bullshit."
(trying to open a soda can without fingernails) "I need some help with this scientific bullshit!"
(attempting a crossword puzzle) "This is some pretty hardcore scientific bullshit."

by Mast of the World October 3, 2011