SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

snizzle

looking new.

"Damn them dubs is lookin Snizzle fo shizzle!"

by smizzle fo shizzle July 24, 2003

yo what's rizzle in da hizzle pho shizzle

yo what's up in the house, for real?

yo homie what's rizzle in da hizzle phoshizzle?

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

shizzle

Shizzle is directly replaceable with "shit". the suffix "izzle" came from the very first rap songs, where the rapper would use "izzle" instead of swearing.

"Shizzle my nizzle!" can translate to "Shit my nigger!"

by chris wong March 13, 2007

Sizzle

A female that don't give two fucks bout a pussy ass hoe and a bit he ass nigga she a ride or die type of bitch she love you she love you she hate you fuck ya bitch she is the type of bitch to say "I said what I said and I meant what I said bitch and that's periodt." She thick af and is never pussy and is short about 5'3-5'4

Fuck that bitch I'm sizzle and that's periodt.

by wavvy.sizzle November 9, 2019

fo shizzle my nizzle

for sure my nigger

rapper: yo shit nigga you gon go to the party

white guy: fo shizzle my nizzle

rapper: i'ma beat yo ass boy!!!!!!!!!

by HotQuagmire November 7, 2009

for shizzle my nizzle

for sure my nigger

do you wanna chill?

fo shizzle my nizzle

by RED3 December 25, 2003