Rusty Bassoon

While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.

If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.

After a symphony concert...

Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...

Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?

Man: Why yes, it does.

Woman: Sounds great!

by rusty bassoon August 30, 2009

In Soviet Russia

Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

by Saggy June 8, 2004

Wuts dat? I raff I ruse?

Net meme meaning if you laugh, you have to post another funny picture, ad infinitum.

Wuts dat? I raff I ruse?
Exactry, you raff you ruse!

by Thelen January 29, 2009

Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Rush

The greatest rock band to ever grace the earth; Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, and Neil Peart.

I've never met anyone who doesn't like Rush, and I've never killed anyone. There's a possible correlation, so I'd watch out if you have anything bad to say about them.

by Poop DeDoop March 1, 2009

Russian Beerlette

A drinking game where a round of canned beer is served, but one can has been shooken up. The loser opens his/her beer and is sprayed in the face.

"Let's make all the hoes play russian beerlette, but shake up all the beers!"

by thegreg92 October 3, 2008

Rusty Olive

when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.

That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.

Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.

by tjb2 January 11, 2011