Sacred Roll

1) While visiting a foreign bathroom; Finding that last roll of ass wipe under the bathroom counter as you penguin walk from the toilet, panicked that you will be exposed by having to ask for a fresh roll.

2) When cash is real low, the last roll in the house, that must be rationed carefully and used for emergencies only. (No doubling up)

Foug: Hey, you got anymore shit paper?
C: I don't know, wait here last one man.
Foug: ahh, Sacred Roll

by foug January 11, 2005

tuna castle roll

When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.

My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.

by wwefan5220000 April 9, 2011

egg roll

a uncircumsized penis

Roland has a large egg roll.

by darryl May 20, 2003

that's how we roll

That's how we choose to behave, how we choose to respond or not.

"You wanna be a terrorist...we'll hunt you down and kill you... That's how we roll."

by Tweets88 September 29, 2014

slow your roll

Calm your freaky ass down.

Bro, slow your roll before you get ur ass shot from a rent-a-cop for being so damn stupid.

by G-unit May 4, 2003

California Roll

A Californian's response to the "Stop" sign.

The California Roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local Department of Public Safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.

"No California Rolls at the stop sign - you must come to a complete stop." (as donated to the UD by my wife, the driving coach)

by denver coonass March 18, 2008

roll out some fiber

Defecating. Typically used by persons in the telecommunications industry. Rolling out fiber usually denotes laying a line of fiber optic cable for voice or data networks.

"Oof. No more Taco Bell for this boy. I gotta go roll out some fiber."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004