That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 2, 2021
Get the Parker LeGoffmug. Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.
by Parkjano November 21, 2021
Get the Parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug. Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award
Person two: why
Person one: because he was out standing in his field
Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
Person two: why
Person one: because he was out standing in his field
Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
by Gustopher215 July 8, 2019
Get the Gus Parkermug. A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers
by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by Butwhybro April 16, 2020
Get the Parkermug. the most adorable child and strongest girl ever and someone who deserves the world and the real star of the hit tlc show 'OUTDAUGHTERED'
by cheesebucket January 25, 2021
Get the Parker Kate Busbymug.