The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

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Mixed fart

The noxious substance that fills the space between 2 assholes.

Those assholes made a SICK ASS mixed fart!! /puke

by SkankMaster April 8, 2012

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When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.

I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!

by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

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Mixing red and white

When you mix 2 colours together.

Mixing red and white makes pink.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

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Shab/Leopard-mix

A crappy-a** wolf/retriever-type canine-breeding result in which said "half-and-half" mongrel pooch comes out wif weird-looking spots on its coat.

In "101 Dalmatians", Cruella is tricked into letting the stolen puppies pass by her unhindered due to their having rolled in ashes to crudely-but-effectively conceal their distinctive black-polka-dotted white coats; guess we could say that they had therefore turned themselves into Shab/Leopard-mix dogs.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021

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