Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

mid timer

Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.

Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer

by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024

Mid-Century Moderns

A club of people who are aged 50 and above. One gets to call themselves a Mid-Century Modern when they reach the age of 50.

Welcome to the Mid-Century Moderns

by olderbolder December 7, 2023

mid

a term that way too many GenZ losers use to describe things that aren't good or bad.

'you see that new girl? she's mid."

by yaboyfrank99 January 28, 2023

Mid

used to address the "Youtuber or streamer" Jellybean.

"dude jellybean is so mid, jellymid you know

by SimpishLuc March 31, 2022

Mid's Balls

VERY SMALL testicles... usually belonging to the gamer himself Midearthgamer, these testicles are abnormally small.

person 1: Mid's Balls are so small.
person 2: I know right!!! I can hardly see them!!

by GimyHima March 18, 2023

Mid

Subpar, in the middle, 5 out of 10. Used to describe something that is not that good, but not bad either. However, some think that the word “mid” means “below average” or “bad”. Please try to inform these people of the actual meaning.

Person 1: “Hey, did you watch that new show?”

Person 2: “Yeah, it was kinda mid, ngl.”

by Just your average Goober August 22, 2023