i phone job

Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020

Mountainous Blow Job

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.

Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"

by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

Sniping's a good job mate.

It's Challenging Work.

I can guarantee you won't go hungry, because at the end of the day, someone is always gonna want someone else Dead.
"Sniping's a good job mate." - Sniper TF2

by BigStupidIdiot May 17, 2021

National Rim Job Day

May 24th, go get your car rims done and then, you can be a little weird!
Sounds dirty, but it isn't!

Kurtis: Hey mechanic! it's May 24th, National Rim Job Day!
Mechanic: Alright i'll get your rim job done!

by kurtisconner May 29, 2021

Hawaiian lick job

When you’ve pulled a Hawaiian man and his choad is so wide it can’t fit in any hole, the only option is to lick it.

His choad was so wide I had to give him a Hawaiian lick job

by Choad hag December 4, 2021

Wyoming throat job

When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat

I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.

by Andronhel March 11, 2023

whack job

A complete loon-ball. A crazy person. Nut-Job.

He's nuts. A complete and total whack job.

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006