That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.
Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it
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Get the small hemoroid mug.A paradigm which states that an object with external symmetry must by definition have internal symmetry (self-symmetry).
Specifically that there is no self-symmetry without internal dualism (contiguous dualism).
Implies that the bijective (operationally tautological) function is co-imperatively contingent (cotingent).
Self-referentializes a cotingent link between contiguity and asymmetry.
Tarski demonstrated an instance of cohomorphism by showing that all contiguous (conformal) surfaces could create a second identical surface by using points from the original conformal surface.
Specifically that there is no self-symmetry without internal dualism (contiguous dualism).
Implies that the bijective (operationally tautological) function is co-imperatively contingent (cotingent).
Self-referentializes a cotingent link between contiguity and asymmetry.
Tarski demonstrated an instance of cohomorphism by showing that all contiguous (conformal) surfaces could create a second identical surface by using points from the original conformal surface.
Co-homorphism states that metastructure is symmetric; symmetry is internal; internalism (space) is contiguity; contiguity is conformal; conformalism is bijective; bijectivity is co-imperatively contingent (cotingent); and cotingence is asymmetric.
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Daniella Hamor is a wonderful person. She will make you laugh 24/7 and is a great friend to be with and spend time with. Once you get to know her she will be the best friend you know.
Daniella Hamor is a wonderful person. She will make you laugh 24/7 and is a great friend to be with and spend time with. Once you get to know her she will be the best friend you know.
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Get the sexual hemorrhage mug.Uncontrollable semi-solid diarrhea that exits your ass in a fashion similar to an arterial bleed, spouting at the rate of an MK14 machine gun— slower than some, yet rhythmic.
Jeff Mason is late to work again. He’s stuck on his toilet with another fecal hemorrhage episode. That poor son of a bitch.
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Get the Fecal Hemorrhage mug.A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
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Get the Face Hemorrhoid mug.First invented by the great Zabeeblebooble al-Shabib Poopaloompa as a forbidden medical practice in 2374 B.C. and passed down through word of mouth alone, the Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion is a highly advanced form of intercourse that is also classified as an act of terrorism.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.
To perform, one must first acquire a pipe bomb and fill it with pickled seaweed. It is important that the seaweed has aged for at least 9 days and has never been touched by a virgin. Soak the pipe bomb in a jar filled with a mixture of horse diarrhea and your own sperm for 15 minutes, then place the jar on the stove and cook until medium rare. The mixture should be a neon guacamole green by this point. Remove the pipe bomb from the jar and gently shove it up the anus of your partner/sworn enemy who has lots of juicy hemorrhoids. Detonate the pipe bomb by chanting the new version of the alphabet song ten times fast (this is most effective with a large group of choir students.) Upon detonation, the bomb should implode and create a singularity inside your victim's asshole. This is your cue to begin vigorously molesting the asshole with a long object, preferably a rolling pin. Continue molesting until the singularity unravels, causing an orgasmic explosion that eradicates all hemorrhoids within a 100-mile radius by displacing them into the atmosphere so that they rain down hours later on unsuspecting homeless people and their stolen shopping carts.
I gave Fred an Arabian Hemorrhoid Explosion, he is now wheelchair-bound and can only eat drink own greasy shart juice for the rest of his life
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