Gimme Pig 

A person who cannot pass up a promotional "trinket", cap, t-shirt, etc. regardless of interest or need. An avid collector of cheap, cheesy gimme crap.

Jimmy grabbed something from every booth at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas

Gimme Pig by Claude Howland July 10, 2003

Grammar Nazi 

The Grammar Nazi: a fat basement-dwelling faggot that "corrects" people. Is not even a nazi and Is obsessed with making everything english class. usually the grammar nazi is known for starting flame wars because of minor things. can be obsessed to the point that they end up trolling themselves. If a grammar nazi misspelles a word they will get trolled.

Example of Grammar Nazi

Guy: their awsome!
Fag: It's They're and awesome.
Guy: so? no one fucking cares its not english class get a life
Fag: *So *No *cares, *English *life
Guy: ur just retarded you wont ever get laid and will die in a mental hospital all alone
Fag: *You're *retarded. *won't *laid, *and you *alone.

Grammar Nazi by AYEHAMAHGRAHMERNATZEE January 2, 2014

Grammar Nazi 

English Teachers. They feel they are far superior in this field. Thus it is their duty to attack all mistakes.

Mr. Diamond: Heil Mein Grammar!
Student: Run! It's the Grammar Nazi!

Grammar Nazi by Burnt Marshmellow October 16, 2005

gimmet

An abbreviation for give it to me or give me it. Often used when you don't have time to say the entire sentence.

guy 1: *takes book*
guy2: gimmet back!

gimmet by aissjdo May 1, 2007

Gimme some splenda 

Gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
Close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

Gimme some splenda/Give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. It is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

Gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
Best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.

Boyfriend: Hey “babe” gimme some splenda
Girlfriend: *Slap
Boyfriend: Agh… (and single)

Gimme some splenda by toothpaste salad December 22, 2008

gramm 

Written in response to a comment which contains serious grammatical errors. The first word of the response is "gramm" (with two m's) which may be followed by a remark that states that the original comment is either difficult or impossible to understand.

Anonymous: I like cat dancing counter WOW 1 bill views 6 million likes

Response to Anonymous: gramm, dude I can't understand what you said.

(or simply)
Response to Anonymous: gramm

gramm by Sir. Kick Ass December 22, 2012

grammARGH Nazis! 

grammar Nazi: a person who habitually corrects or criticizes the language usage of others, especially in situations where it is unnecessary e.g. an informal conversation.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

grammARGH Nazis!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about grammar Nazis.

"grammARGH Nazis!" - says a pirate

grammARGH Nazis! by [e-mail] March 10, 2013