Gerome

Reliable type of guy who go out of his way to finish a favor. Pre-diamond, 5 points deducted, MVP of any team except Alex's. Second place etech cup winner. This guy will never win but will always have your back. The underdog of all human males.

Oh man, that guy is such a Gerome.
Congratulations on placing Gerome.
It's Gerome with a G, not a J

by Gerome with a J November 22, 2017

Ass Gerbil

Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.

Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.

Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

Gerard

A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.

"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)

by A_zn! Hor$e. April 21, 2010

gerfunkenrub

A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.

Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.

I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.

by Aweso.. January 11, 2008

gerardo

God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best womenizer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine.

the dopest, flyest, OG Pimp hustler gangsta player hardcore motherfucker living JEW HATER today (no fat chicks)

Brian: i wish i was a gerardo.
Kyle: me to :( if your a gerardo, you get all the ladies
Brian: yeah, its like he makes me appear gay..

by arickCartmen September 29, 2011

gerf

Gerf a word used to confuse others, really is rather meaningless . could mean - Grannies Everyone Really Frighten or just used as an expression.

Richard: We are gerfing it up.

Zoe: Wtf does that mean?

Richard: cmon don't you know about gerf

by Dude where your pants gone? February 15, 2005

gerbicide

to murder a gerbil, particularly in kinky gay sex.

Now its too late
My gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbicide
Here's some advice its very clear cutt
If you love your gerbil
Don't stick him up your butt-Stephen Lynch

by hesalive128 December 28, 2005