Zmacs Gums

A unit of measurement that is so large it's only used for countries/continents.
So overwhelming that they can be blinding. (The reason koey lost his eyes)

bro that bitch big asf she at least 2 Zmacs Gums

by Big Robo August 9, 2023

Bubble Gum

A type of gum that pops peoples lungs

he was dead on arriveal causse was by bubble gum expanding his lungs

by WhereismysAMmItCh June 12, 2023

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 23, 2015

Gum disease

A disease you can get in your mouth from not brushing your gums and eating unhealthy foods

Him-I haven’t brushed my gums in 3 days

Her- you probably have gum disease now

by My My goodness March 5, 2019

Bubble Gums

Counterfeit sneakers.

Timmy expects us to believe that he got some new Converse, and I was like “Fool, dems some bubble gums! Go home!”

by AztecSamurai November 15, 2022

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 18, 2024