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Ryan Guitarre

A male/female that are or have been a major tool bag throughout life
by mada namdur reverse it May 12, 2009
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hai guise

Literally a phrase that everyone has used at some point in their life and nobody knows why or where it came from.
Hai guise, how is yur days going
by Chris Leelum May 6, 2016
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mom guilt

Guilt a mother feels anytime she takes time to do something for herself, outside of work, that does not involve her children.
After barely seeing my children all week due to work, I had horrible 'mom guilt' when dropping them off at the sitter so I could go to the gym.
by HMarshall79 December 31, 2016
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Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it
by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021
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Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.
I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.
by tink87 February 20, 2009
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Guitar Ninja

(From wikipedia the awesome place to put any information no matter how bullshit it is)
A guitar ninja (ギター忍者; gitaa ninja) is a ninja who has learned the art of playing the electric guitar under the guidance of the legendary ninja, Ongakumaru (音楽丸). It focuses on the art of being able to play the guitar without being seen. Guitar ninja are known for their propensity to save the world and supply background music to those with Real Ultimate Power.

The ranking structure of the guitar ninja goes as follows, in ascending order: white belt (白段位), green belt (緑段位), pink belt (ピンク段位), shred belt (寸断段位), awesome belt (大寒段位), epic belt (叙事詩段位), and finally, rock god belt (ロックの神段位). Rock god belts are believed to know everything there is to know about the arts of the guitar ninja — Ongakumaru himself is a rock god belt, and is said to be so proficient at the art that nobody in the world has ever seen him play.

Rammstein's Richard Z. Kruspe, the only confirmed guitar ninja.Currently, the only confirmed guitar ninja is Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein of Rammstein. However, he is only a whitebelt because he is, in fact, confirmed as a guitar ninja. However, his status as a guitar ninja has come under fire recently, as he has not actually performed any guitar ninja techniques other than playing really, really loudly.
dude Richard Z from Rammstein is such a guitar ninja
by Scarface of Metal December 1, 2009
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guitarmageddon

1. A guitar sound so rockin' that will literally bring about the end of the world
2. Yngwie Malmsteen's secret plot to bring about the rapture.
"Doth thou seeth thy Swedish Wanker God's noodling hath brought about Guitarmageddon?"
Book of Vai 11:23
by Char H January 8, 2006
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