Fed-Ex

When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.

A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.

"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"

by Myjohnsonsmagic December 18, 2008

Eks-Ex Curse

eks exes become pregnant in a span of a year.

you you dating that chick, you know thats Eks-Ex Curse be careful

by equisxx23 December 30, 2010

lingering ex

Ex girlfriend/boyfriend that will not accept the break-up. Although they did not have any children together, they cling to the family just to know about you or be around you and have some type of belonging with your surroundings.

"Girl, why did yall break-up?" "His lingering ex girlfriend. She's everywhere we go. His mom's house, his sister's house, all the family get togethers, ect."

by noheart June 19, 2015

trainwreck ex-wife

Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!

Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.

by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022

Kidney Ex

An Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend who still has your kidney in them because you donated it to them.

“Should I leak my kidney ex’s address?”

by Toenail.Clippers November 11, 2022

HATE YOUR EX

Www. I HATE MY EX SO MUCH . COM

Website where people bash their ex anonymously

the top stories are hilarious

comment on other peoples shitty ex's
I hate your ex too!

I hate your ex too!

by ihatemyexsomuch October 25, 2010

My recent ex

FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK

Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex

You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER

by YRGkami June 10, 2019